Sunday, December 1, 2013

Si Oui, Nonos and She Hes - Marquesas

 
After a year of struggling in Spanish, swapping to speak in French is not easy.  Si Oui is the result and even after 3 months here in French Polynesia gracias and por favours drop in from nowhere.  Despite French being my strongest language I’m still as rusty as hell.  Mostly down to the circles we’ve been moving in.  First there was Florent our French crew from the crossing who did all the talking with the locals, then we kept meeting people who were French or fluent and again they did all the talking.  But now most people have moved on so finally my French is getting the work out it needs.

Taiohae Bay
Guts thrown to the sharks right at the dinghy dock - don't fall in
Meanwhile we have realised that the local Marquesan people, although living in a French Overseas Territory, don’t have much time for their European compatriots, so we’ve tried to learn some Marquesan.  They have only 9 consonants and heaps of vowels.  So where we are at the moment Taiohae is pronounced Ta ee o ha ay.  We’ve also just found out that na na which means goodbye is actually Tahitian and we should be saying Ap pai which is Marquesan.  We have persevered for 3 months and have a vocabulary of about ten words/phrases.  Now we are heading for the next group of islands (Tuamotu archipelago) and no doubt there will be a whole new set of words.  Mark has finally found his niche – his Marquesan is much better than mine.  Clearly his Pacific roots are showing.

Cruisers on our travels have consistently said don’t rush through the Marquesas.  We were considering our options when Mark said over breakfast one morning ‘Let’s stay another year’.  So we have.  We’ve just spent 5 weeks in Anaho bay on the north of Nuka Hiva.  It’s a huge bay fairly well protected from the ocean which is unusual here in the middle of the Pacific.  There were never more than half a dozen boats there and often only 2 or 3.  The nearest village is a 2 hour walk over a steep hill but there is a farm in the bay where we could get some vegetables and they kindly brought some eggs back for us when they took their produce to market on horseback. 


Walk to the farm in nono territory
Egg delivery
The bay was home to some huge manta rays and worryingly some largish sharks but that didn’t stop us snorkelling on the reef.  The locals would hunt octopus on the reef at low tide which were then thrashed to tenderise before becoming a delicious coconut stew.   We did the 2 hour trek to the village 3 times.  Once when the local restaurant had prepared a Marquesan oven which is a bed of coals in the sand, the meal is placed on top and covered with more sand and left to cook for hours.  The day we were there they had 3 whole piglets in the oven.

 

Marquesan Oven
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
July in the Marquesas is a special time for them.  They spend the entire month celebrating with two highlights, their July 14 and end of July spectacles.  A huge auditorium is built just for the month to host dancing and singing exhibitions and competitions such as Miss and Mister Nuka Hiva and La Belle Maman which were always hilarious (we probably need to get out more).  There are 3 restaurants inside and at the weekends they are packed. 

 

The July 14 celebrations saw a huge parade along the seafront.  One of the highlights was the ‘dustmen’ who proudly paraded and then did some public information work showing everyone how to dispose of glass containers without their lids on which makes it faster for them to put into the glass crusher.  Exceptional audience targeting with the entire population watching the parade – all this complete with recycle bins and the glass crusher on the back of their float.


Marquesean warriors on horseback provided the finale with some of the horses in the parade racing along the beach afterwards.  We were a little late getting to the beach, for which I was very grateful.  Two of the horses had collided head on and were lying on the beach.  One dead the other mortally wounded.  The riders had escaped with minor injuries although one had been taken to hospital.  We then were treated to the sight of both the dead and wounded horse being scooped up by a digger and put into a truck to be taken who knows where.  This is what I’ve been told – as you can imagine I wasn’t watching.

Prop forward?
On a lighter note, we have been fascinated by the She Hes here.  Polynesian families for some reason raise some of their boys as girls.  These ‘girls’ continue their adult life as females although we still haven’t discovered how their love lives develop – a question for the next group of islands.  What is so fascinating is that the families don’t know what these boys are going to be like when they mature and you end up with huge rugby full backs tottering around in wedge heels, dangly earrings and sarongs as well as the more demure effete ‘girls’ that Mark would admire from time to time until I pointed out they were Mahu (the correct term).

So we have loved the Marquesas all apart from the one thing you can’t see in any photo.  The fearsome no-no.  We think they got their name from your reaction when you realise you have been bitten.  They are sand flies on acid.  Their bites take about a day to emerge so you are never sure when the attack occurred but you certainly know when they erupt.  Like mini volcanoes they spew their venom for days on end.   My first approach was to ignore them in the belief that that would reduce their ferocity but I soon learnt that you might as well tear into them as the results are just the same. 

The itch they produce is so toxic you can find yourself literally tearing your skin off in the pursuit of satisfaction.  Indeed it’s almost a sexual experience when you achieve the right scratch – try a piece of carpet!  Even once the venom stops pouring, you are left with unsightly bite marks for weeks after. 

Mango picking
The biggest sweetest grapefruits you will ever taste
 
 
 
 
 
They were the only downside to these lush, beautiful islands and smiling, friendly people.  Where the fruit is so abundant it rots on the ground where it falls, people will pick buckets of mangos and grapefruit for you from their gardens and you buy bananas by the stalk not the hand. 
 
 
 
 
 

Rare moment of luxury
 

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